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Soi Yamato/soi Post Office Map

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Hi Guys,

I am developing a map of these two Sois for my crawl next month. I don't want to adjust any more till it is compared first hand. Any BMs out there boots on the ground who might like to take a wander down the Sois and perhaps send me some corrections/adjustments please.

 

I would like to confirm these places are what they seem to be on Google Street View, who knows, a walk down here may produce your next BF?

 

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The Sad Truth

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Just a quick one as I'm not one for words.
To cut a long story very short.......

Arrived in Patts today and staying at Areca lodge, been 2 years unfortunately.
My last visit I met a little 22yo hottie in a bar just down from Areca, quite new on the block as no chat just a smile and fun, very memorable girl. Still thought about the fun we had while home sometimes.
I spent 3 or 4 nights with her.

Anyway back in the jungle tonight and staying pretty much next to her bar from before, our if curiosity I walked past earlier and saw her playing with her phone (standard) met one of our boys and had a good time in excite.

After my dinner I o couldn't resist as I wanted to see her again, yes she remembered me, completely different girl, in your face, to much chat, the usual malarkey.
Gone was the little shy hottie from 2 years back and now i was sitting with another seasoned bar girl.


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Men Could Need Note From Wife To Get Viagra

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http://news.sky.com/story/1642438/men-could-need-note-from-wife-to-get-viagra

 

 

 

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Viagra could be a lot harder to get in Kentucky

 

 

Men in Kentucky could soon have to get a note from their wives before being allowed to purchase Viagra. Think1.gif

 

Representative Mary Lou Marzian has mounted a light-hearted protest against new abortion restrictions by proposing a new bill.

 

Last week Kentucky governor Matt Bevin signed a bill forcing women to consult with a doctor at least 24 hours before an abortion - a law she voted against.

 

Now Ms Marzian has put forward legislation that would force men who want to use erectile dysfunction drugs to jump through several hoops before they are allowed to buy it.

 

If passed, men would have to visit a doctor twice and then get a note from their wives. Think1.gif

 

She said: "I want to protect these men from themselves. This is about family values."

 

She added that a man requiring the drugs would have to "make a sworn statement with his hand on a Bible that he will only use a prescription for a drug for erectile dysfunction when having sexual relations with his current spouse.

 

"I started thinking: 'how would this body men feel if the government was injecting itself into their private medical decision?'"

 

Ms Marzian is an abortion rights supporter who has argued that government should not be able to interfere with people's medical decisions.

 

She said: "We are very 'family values' in the Kentucky General Assembly - they are all awash in Christian family values, so that’s why I put that part in there that erectile pills can only be used in a marital relationship." Finger5.gif

 

She has admitted that the bill is symbolic and unlikely to receive much support.

 

More provocative proposals are in the pipeline.

 

She plans to introduce a bill that would require gun buyers to get counselling from victims of gun violence 24 hours ahead of a firearms purchase.

 

"I’m just making sure the government is taking care of your safety," she said. GoldenSmile1.gif

 

 

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Wheels Up Or Down ?

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<p>I have seen many threads on here ending with so many days till wheels up/down are you an up or down person ? Personally i am a wheels down man once i land at swampy my holiday begins i hate the wheels up as i hate flying .</p>

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Wheels Up Or Down ?

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<p>I have seen many threads on here ending with so many days till wheels up/down are you an up or down person ? Personally i am a wheels down man once i land at swampy my holiday begins i hate the wheels up as i hate flying .</p>

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Tv In Thailand

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Hey Guys,

First trip booked for Thailand.

I know what my time will mostly be filled up doing but also like most men I like a bit of peace and quiet where I can kick back and relax, watch some TV or movies.

So question is what the TV like out there? Anything like mainstream TV in UK or great shows from the US etc ..

Forgive me if a Thread has already been started and if so just direct me [emoji847]


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Head, Beard Electrical Clippers

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Do any of you guy from europe have a problem using your electrical shaver in los. I see the uk uses  230volt/50 hertz. Does your shavers work with thailands 220-240ac, 50 hertz. I am looking to buy an international andis t outliner online that operates at 220-240v. But it mentions only european and south america countries outlets. There is no mention of asia.  It clearly states that it will not work in america.


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Back Support

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Many years ago I was in a crashed landing involving a microlight.

Sometimes I would have severe pain like a slipped disc in my back near my hip.

Last night on Mike Shopping Mall promemade for no reason while I was sitting on the wooden rails I collapsed on to the floor with the same old injury but this time with the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. I could not move my right leg or stand or walk. Friends helped me to hospital where I had pain relieving injection and now many powerfull pain relief and anti inflammatory medicine. A indian doctor who happened to be passing manipulated the area by pressing in the right area. So, I go back to England on the 25th of this month and I need a back support belt/girldle thing to keep pressure on the affected area as I am shuffling round with my hand shoved in to my back area. Where in Pattaya can I buy this support belt? Also which is best to look at the vertebrae discs, X-ray or CT scan and prices and where etc. Many regards


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Recommend A Shepherd's Pie For A Beginner

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Okay, by "beginner" I mean an American. I see and read the ingredients of pies I see in Thailand but I have never tried one. I understand many pies on offer are not considered "authentic" and that is fine with me, just looking for something good to eat. Please recommend where to buy a tasty pie with what would be mainstream ingredients (no need for mutton to be involved). Should I try beef or chicken or other recommendations welcome.

 

PS, I am not interested in any UK vs USA discussion. I get along fine with educated people from the UK, sometimes have a problem with the uneducated, unwashed masses. The same can be said about my relationships with my fellow Americans.


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Recommend A Shepherd's Pie For A Beginner

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Okay, by "beginner" I mean an American. I see and read the ingredients of pies I see in Thailand but I have never tried one. I understand many pies on offer are not considered "authentic" and that is fine with me, just looking for something good to eat. Please recommend where to buy a tasty pie with what would be mainstream ingredients (no need for mutton to be involved). Should I try beef or chicken or other recommendations welcome.

 

PS, I am not interested in any UK vs USA discussion. I get along fine with educated people from the UK, sometimes have a problem with the uneducated, unwashed masses. The same can be said about my relationships with my fellow Americans.


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The Most Remarkable And Zany Mongering Experience Ever.

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I am doing some research on the Vietnam War and ran across this true account. Sorry about the length. It is an account of a scout pilot of a LOH (light observation helicopter) or loach. He was 21 at the time and a bit of a rebel and ran into trouble with his superiors but was highly decorated and awarded the distinguished flying cross, Vietnamese Cross of Gallantry, bronze star with V and two purple hearts. His account follows.

 

I had been assigned an Ash and Trash mission to take a couple of special force guys to their camp on the edge of Tay Ninh cit. Crab (another scout pilot) knew one of soldiers and came along for the ride. Crab's friend took us to a camp that was actually a bar they had commandeered for their headquarter. Even though they had taken over, they had been considerate enough not to displace the bar's residents, a bevy of prostitutes. One thing led to another and we were overdue back at the base. The girl's mama-san (a 26 yr old beauty) came up with a plan.

 

"Yoou take girls and me home witt you. Maybe invie frens, have big party," she suggested, realizing an economic opportunity when she saw one. The mama-san saw such potential for profit that she demanded we take 2 more of her best looking girls. That made 5 of them and 2 of us- definitely an overload for the 4 seat LOH, but Crab and I were accustomed to difficult missions.

 

Crab was flying , so his girl got to ride between us upfront- on top of the radio console. As we started to lift off she became so excited that she threw her arms around his neck and tried to climb into his lap, wedging her knee against the cyclic in the process. That put us into a dive and bounced off the ground twice before Crab could her back up on the radio console. The rest of our flight to our hootch went without incident. As per our deal, we brought some of our friends over and the party started in earnest, the girls turning in a stellar performance for their young mama-san.

 

A few hours later as Crab was leaving my room, he froze and shouted "We're in deep shit, Atom ( my nickname was Atom Ant as i am 5'7" 140lbs) ! Looking over his naked shoulder I saw a major standing in the doorway. We knew the major, he worked at TOC (tactical operations center), and he had always impressed us as a real straight arrow. The major saw us and a big smile lit up his face. "Is this party for junior-grade officers and enlisted men only." We were so relieved that we gave him our mama-san, the best looking one of the lot at no charge.

 

 

He had a couple of other memorable experiences including a beautiful french-vietnamese girl in Saigon and a bj from a toothless 60 yr old. He was shot down twice and left Vietnam on the air ambulance to recover from major surgery in Japan and politically thought the war was a waste of men and money and felt bad for the people and the environment of Vietnam. He served 69-70 Tay Ninh provence.


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Anyone Know Where?

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I'm interested in finding out if anyone has any info regarding Selwyn who used to manage the Northumberland bar on soil 6.when I first went to Thailand in 2005  me and some mates stopped at his bar for a few days and had a great time.he was a great help to us as it was our first visit.just wandering if anyone knows where he is know and if he's still in the pattaya.


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Asian Babe Of The Day -- Nice

Pacman

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He goes toe to toe with a dangerous Bradley in 24 hours....in Vegas...

This is said to be Manny's last fight...

He rose from the streets of Manila to become one of the best boxers in the World...

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How Did You Find Out About Pattaya-Addicts And Why Did You Join?

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Was just thinking how I found out about Pattaya addicts and why I joined.
I joined up in April 2008, after discovering the Thai delights in Phuket in June 2007.
For the life of me I can't remember how I came to discover PA.
I'm grateful I did.
I joined to find out more about Thai Women, and became seduced into 50 quick posts, to accelerate my learning.
Interested to know how others found out, and reasons for joining.
Was it through googling, word of mouth?...etc etc

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The Topicless Topic

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Oxymoronic yes, as the topic is not having one but therefore it is a topic and so exists.

 

It’s the The Topicless Topic topic.

 

This is your golden ticket, your blank check, your lottery jackpot, an open invite to post whatever you want to because in the Topicless Topic everything is 100% relevant so can never be criticised as not being.

 

Post whatever takes your fancy, rant away, insult, criticise, disparage and snipe at others, make shill posts, talk about yourself, lie your heads off, post stuff that has nothing to do with Pattaya or Thailand. Start chats amongst some kindred spirits here. Express your opinions on other nationalities and races, sexual orientations and politics. This is a blank sheet just waiting for you !

 

Even daringly say nice and positive things ?.

Humour would be great, parody and satire kicks ass but you’re the boss.

 

Take the piss, vent your spleens, post whatever you desire or simply feel just must be said.

 

The only real limitations are your own imaginations, creativity, the speed you can type at and this forums own rules.

 

It could be that this takes all the fun away for some by having a topic entirely dedicated to such posts, but even so the Topicless Topic is here for you all to do your thing.

 

Let me get the ball rolling with a few…………….


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Sunday Could....

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The day could have started much worse,waked up by a knock on the door.Friend haved been out early and fishing.Fuck life is good...... GoldenSmile1.gif

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10 Ways Expats Can Avoid Being Mistaken For Tourists

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Came across this elsewhere. It sure reminds me of some people.

https://elephantsleg.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/10-ways-expats-can-avoid-being-mistaken-for-tourists/

Everybody needs somebody… to look down on, and few lifeforms get less respect than the lowly tourist. In Bangkok, they are easy to spot – bright pink skin, dripping in sweat, wearing a Chang Beer T-shirt and scratching their heads over folding maps and the BTS ticketing system. Tourists are naïve, vulnerable, confused and trusting – everything that the noble expat is not! But to the average Thai conman and opportunist, every foreigner is a potential tourist, and to every tourist, anyone of their same colour is likely one of their kin. But the resident farang is a wiser, nobler and all-round higher class of foreigner, and we must flaunt our status with our behaviour and habits. However, this is something that can only be cultivated over time, with experience – unless you consult my handy guide to…

BE CYNICAL First, and most importantly, try not to like anything. Bitch about people you know and whine about your job. Rule number one – tourists are happy, expats are not.

DRINK ‘EUROPEAN’ BEER Only tourists would drink that inferior local crap. They’ll even claim to like it. Show your superior taste and reach for a Heineken every time. It’s more expensive, even though it’s also brewed locally, but that’s not important.

VISIT IRISH BARS When you live in Thailand, the appeal of everything being cheaper wears off after a while, so it makes a refreshing change to drink at Western prices. Why pay 60 baht for a beer when you can pay 180?

SPEAK THAI Ward off any would-be scam artists by opening all conversations with a Thai, in Thai. For example, saying “Heineken, khrap” when ordering a London-priced beer in a Third World city shows you’re no mug. Having established this, you can return to English.

EAT WESTERN FOOD Thai food has a reputation as among the world’s best cuisines, but that doesn’t mean you should eat it. Living away from home will give you an appreciation of how delicious things like boiled carrots and white bread are, so eat Western food whenever possible, even if costs four times more.

AVOID TOURIST DESTINATIONS (EXCEPT SUKHUMVIT ROAD) You did all that when you first got here, so no need to go again. Oh, you missed some of Bangkok’s tourist attractions? Well it’s too late, you can’t go now, lest people think you’re a tourist. Happy Hour is more rewarding than any cultural site. And by all means stay away from Khao San Road. Weird place – the farangs drink Singha and the Thais drink Heineken. Sukhumvit Road is fine, though – there are plenty of Irish pubs there.

AVOID THE SUN All Thais are as sunlight-averse as vampires, thinking light (or, for those who have an idea about political correctness, “bright”) skin is the key to beauty. While westerners do not necessarily subscribe to this opinion, they do know that avoiding getting sunburnt is a key to not being mistaken for a tourist.

SLEEP WITH PROSTITUTES – AND ADMIT IT Leave hand-wringing recriminations to the tourists who don’t realise prostitution is a valid career path here. You’re actually helping these young ladies! And don’t be shy to boast of your red-light exploits – clandestine naughty girlmongering is classic tourist behaviour, reserved for those who live in countries where the people don’t understand that the more times you pay for sex, the more of a man you are!

HATE THAILAND Yes, you chose to relocate yourself halfway across the world. Yes, the standard of living for a westerner here is great. Yes, it’s sunny every day. But that doesn’t mean it’s a good place to live. Sure, tourists simply love Thailand, but that’s because they don’t know the truth. Gather together with your fellow expats and spend entire nights complaining about Thailand, Thai people, Thai culture, Thai business, Thai food, tourists, and expats in Thailand, and talking about how you can’t wait to leave.

HATE HOME Yes, you chose to relocate yourself halfway across the world, and with good reason. It costs too much to live in your home country, the weather is lousy, the women are ugly, the people are uncivilised and the price of beer is outrageous. Thais might dream of moving to the West, but that’s because they don’t know the truth. Gather together with your fellow expats and spend entire nights complaining about your home countries, their people, their food, their tourists, and talking about how you would never leave Thailand.

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