I just came back from another amazing Thai trip, started in bkk for 1nite flew to Phuket the next day, I hired a car and drove to Patong for a couple of nights, I don't see too much difference in prices compared to pattaya except for the tuktuk guys that make the motosite pattaya guys look like school kids,
a lot more hotties in patong than pattaya that's for sure,
then we drove to Ao Nang for another couple of nites, very relaxed place to chill, didn't go hunting because I found a hottie in patong,
This was my first Songkran and it wasn't so bad and it was kind of fun, got wet coming back from a 4 island tour,by longtail boat 400B which is a bargain, the only thing I didn't like was the cheap bastards jumping out of the boat when the tour lady brought out the tip box, SMFH!
my hottie was a little sad that she could only play sonkgran for a day in AoNang, little did she know what was coming her way.
then we flew to DMK and taxi to pattaya 1700B, when we arrived Thursday nite, traffic jam everywhere and people throwing water at 8pm, the wtf look on her face was priceless 5555.
there's an old saying "why bring sand to the beach", the only thing that I can say is that I was glad I brought mine, in those 4 days I stay in patts I can only count a handful of hotties already taken, maybe they went back to the village or something, this girl has very little English and has only been in patts with family for an overnight stay, the look on her face was that of a kid going to carnival show for the very first time.
after watching a movie in central we stop at the food carts along beach rd and grabbed some food, I was planing to go to the hotel and eat but my hottie wanted to sit by the beach so we went, she finished eating and she grabs her camera and starts taking selfies, I'm just minding my own business finishing my food when she comes running up to me, put her arms around my neck and starts telling me, why are men touching her, grabbing her, asking her name, 55555 then I explained that all these ladies are working, after this incident she didn't go farther than 2' away from me 55555, and everytime a guy was coming our way she would instantly hold my hand 55555.
at the disco she couldn't move anywhere by herself or someone was jumping on her, I had a lot of fun with this girl, hopefully next trip I get another one like her again, Sunday night we went to BKK she had a flight to Phuket and I had a long journey, BKK-DOHA-JFK.
Arriving at JFK with 1hr delay and someones decides to have a heart attack just as we were startting to get off the plane, that turned into another 45minutes, at immigration only a couple of officers working, waiting, waiting, finally my turn and I get the usual questions, blah,blah....., these bastards didn't care if I had a ton of cocaine in my luggage, all they care was what was in my phone 55555......and wasted another 45minutes there, finally they let me go saying "I'm sorry for the inconvenience Mr X, here's your passport, have a nice day, I just wanted to tell them to fuck off, but as I was already late for work, I didn't want to risk another long interrogation and off I went into the land of freedom.
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