Just wondering about the look on your face coming into Pattaya after a short or long absence ....
Slide to the 50 second mark and please ignore the heroin if it bothers you.
go to 50 second mark ....
sorry guys, momentary lapse of judgement on the first video of Vincent Vega .... apologies.
Thanks to the bm's for pointing it out.
And now for those that were traumatized by the drug scene I'll make it up with this video ...
Yes I've been gone from Pat's too long.
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Bit complicated why, but I was a bit late reporting mine (only a few months) made a week or so worse by Songkran closures.
Anyway, fairly confident that I had the answers to potential Qs I gathered all the documents I could think of, downloaded and completed the latest TM28 and off I went.
My first assumption was that reporting an address change would be the same simple process as 90 day reporting, so I took some utility bills and a bank document with my new address on it.
Wrong....I was told I had to go upstairs and I was suddenly reminded of Jerry's thread about applying for an Extension to a TV.
Did I look like a Dodgy? 
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Ok sir , you go upstairs ...
Yes upstairs ... and what's upstairs ...? 'The transnational criminal data center' . Hand in all the forms there
and wait , wait , wait ... 40 minutes later we're called to a desk to be interrogated . 'Who's the owner of this
condo , what are you doing there , how long you stay there' ... ....
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The good news was that they have a farang guy helping up there, who was very helpful, except for the bit where he directed me through a door and I bumped straight into the exiting VIP General who had obviously put them all in a spin.
Next problem was that my TM28 was not the same as his (obviously older version) so I had to complete that again.
Then he went through my utility bills as proof of address, which will be fine next week when I do my 90 day report - yes I still have to do that as well.
No good Sir - you need a copy of your Condo' Lease Agreement.
As it happened, I had a copy of the Chanote with me, so a trip back downstairs to the copy shop and that was sorted.
Then there was a wait of about 10 more minutes as 3 different people checked my documentation and entered my details on the database.
Phew!
Now my Q is, are you lot all being good boys and reporting your address changes within 24 hours (not hotels)?
Next job is to get the addresses on the back of my Thai DLs changed (which are from 2 addresses ago) but I need to renew anyway so.....
so i never go to soi 6, 9 years maybe 3 or 4 times, too far from jomtien and I dont like short time rooms. My friend spends the day there, every day and then walking at night every day. yesterday he sends me a picture of one that was exactly my type, 19, first day, he took her up in the room and said she was good. Mama had to show her how to open the room, so he talks me in to going, and i drove my car, awful traffic, oh well should have rode my motorbike
we go to the bar and of course only one customer and he is talking to that girl, so we get a drink. All this time this real cutie, small, fun, killer ass is dancing around. I figure i will get her a drink till the other comes available. I point to her and she says no.....555 and keeps on dancing with her friends. So now I get in the challenge mode, gotta have her. Totally ignores us, my friend is 20 years younger than me by the way and very popular. She is ignoring us, while I continue to try to get her attention, then lays back on the couch. I go to the couch, and say in Thai, Khun lazy, get over here for a drink. Looks at me funny then comes for a drink. I am bullshitting with her for a while, hard nut to crack, no smiles, zombie, but I know how to have fun with them and joke, and then finally say i want to barfine. She has been getting friendlier and finally says okay upstairs, I say nope i am not going. Sad face. I said I live in Jomtien and we will go there.. Look of panic, never been to jomtien 
. Finally she agrees to go and all good. says next time she will drive her motorbike to my house, she may become a great regular. I love a challenge, sometimes more than getting them but this one was great on both side
The funny part to this is my friend took the only other hottie in the bar in the afternoon, first day, first barfine, first farang. The one I originally went to see. When we come back, 6 hours later and I finally buy her a drink, my friend talks to her and she doesn't recognize him, not at all and not playing a game...first barfine, first farang and not a clue who he was..damn, so funny, I was cracking up
as i am leaving soi 6, all the girls screaming me to take them too as usual, I hear one call out my name, exactly my type, small and very pretty. I dont recognize her at all, but she is hot, obviously knows me and likes me, so i give her my card and tell her to call me today
guess soi 6 not so bad, but just so far, pain in the ass. Not a lot of cute girls but there are some cuties, for sure
damn I love this country, cant believe so many have a hard time with it..............damn
Hey lads (and ladettes, if there are indeed any women who frequent these wonderful boards!)
I posted some time back about planning my initial first Pattaya trip, yet I did fail to mention some very prominent issues I have (some of which have only come about).
1.
I (and people who care about my well-being) would feel much safer knowing that someone was traveling with me, or at least knew me and was guiding me around a bit
2.
Recently (I know, this is pathetic) diagnosed with very mild Austism, I do struggle with directions, and such, as well as learning my way around new surroundings
etc, so this is another fine reason for why I would be wishing for someone else to connect with before leaving and when I get there (hey, we can help
each other!).
3,.
At this stage my plan is still to book for August this year (very early August so as to have my birthday there in Pattaya, as strange as it sounds, it'll be the first
birthday I have actually celebrated - long story!).
So... if there's any kind fellows out there who'd like to lend a fellow human a hand in friendship and guidance, we can explore and adventure together!
let me know
Sorry chaps nothing to do with space ships, however it does have to do with my little conspiracy theory that there is a hidden area in Pattaya with farm fresh girls at knock down prices who all go long time and don't do runners or starfish experiences.
I like so many thought it might be over the darkside but have ruled this out after extensive research (reading a couple of peoples reviews on PA). The thing is why would the guys living in Pattaya tell us 2WM were to get the best pussy, it stands to reason I wouldn't if I was in there shoes. Am I just crazy or do you other guys think there is a magical place.
Maybe its at the golf clubs who knows.....
Hi, does anybody know anywhere to buy e-liquid for electronic cigarettes in Pattaya? I know you can buy it from a website, but they need to mail it down from BKK, and I am not going to be in town very long.... Thanks...
Yes we all know sex, with or without a condom, means you are at risk for an STD. But are there any additional steps one can take to reduce it?
A few poster here said they got STDs simply from blowjobs ( from blowjob bars) so this is very alarming.
Yes I know, abstinence from sex is the only way to avoid STD's 100% but surely there are other steps you can take a long with using condoms and avoiding blowjob bars rights? Maybe taking a piss after sex? Rubbing the top of your penis with some hand sanitizer afterwards (ouch)?
I know I'm going to have a good time in thailand, but damn I don't want to be pissing razors again and going to the doctor for antibiotics.
hi,
I am wondering whether anyone has taken the Taser like mobile phones , Hunting knives , crossbows and or pepper sprays back to any commonwealth country ?
I have been wanting to buy a few every time on my trips but don't know whether i'l get in trouble when i land back in Melbourne .. 
I was surfing around on TF today and found this profile. The writing is just such a mess and I honestly can't say for sure what she's trying to communicate.
Enjoy.
Hi my name is Bee. Frined only!!!!
Ha ha Thank For Looking Me
Nice to Meet you
I friendly
I don't drink
I don't smoke
I funny
I'm not a lesbian, I chose wrong.
I'm just a girl, dashing.
If you send message take over me to one night .
Please get out from profile me now !!!!!!
Don't like Fun
Hi gents,
I have used tinder and other websites and find that most girls are using them to work off of. I like Thaifriendly but hate that you have to wait 10 minutes to send a message and considered upgrading to try for 1 month. It is rather expense to try and upgrade and wonder if it is worth it?
I am also curious if i do upgrade is all girls just using it to work off of or can i find some freebies from it?
any ideas, experiences, or advice?
much appreciated!
cheers,
Hi gents,
I am planning on coming to Patts early next month, this will be my 3rd trip. I need to book fast as flight prices will go up higher if i continue to wait and am looking at booking a round trip of course.
I also dont have a huge amount saved up but heres the question.
On my last trip it was really really short at only 6 nights. Now I dont have a lot saved up but cant decide if i should stay 1 month or 2months.
I live in Denmark so it is pretty far but im guessing if i only stay 1 month, the worst is, i try to find work back here for a few months and then head off again.
Does anyone have any thoughts or experiences of staying more than 1 month?
much appreciated.
Cheers,
Denmark is considering proposals to introduce a tax on red meat, after a government think tank came to the conclusion that “climate change is an ethical problem”.
The Danish Council of Ethics recommended an initial tax on beef, with a view to extending the regulation to all red meats in future. It said that in the long term, the tax should apply to all foods at varying levels depending on climate impact.
The council voted in favour of the measures by an overwhelming majority, and the proposal will now be put forward for consideration by the government.
In a press release, the ethics council said Denmark was under direct threat from climate change, and it was not enough to rely on the “ethical consumer” to ensure the country meets its UN commitments.
“The Danish way of life is far from climate-sustainable, and if we are to live up to the Paris Agreement target of keeping the global temperature rise 'well' below 2°C, it is necessary both to act quickly and involve food,” the council said.
Cattle alone account for some 10 per cent of global greenhouse gas emissions, while the production of food as a whole makes up between 19 and 29 per cent, the council said.
Danes were “ethically obliged” to change their eating habits, it said, adding that it is “unproblematic” to cut out beef and still enjoy a healthy and nutritious diet.
“For a response to climate-damaging food to be effective, while also contributing to raise awareness of the challenge of climate change, it must be shared,” said council spokesman Mickey Gjerris.
“This requires society to send a clear signal through regulation.”
It has been a tough few months for fans of red meat, with consumption down after the World Health Organisation warned of an associated cancer risk.
British press of full of this today. Not a good advert for Thailand and in particular Songkran.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/video-british-family-brutally-attacked-in-thailand/